BCV Gelbvieh: Brent's Gift...

SERIOUSLY!

If someone else volunteers to do your chores, say thanks and run like hell!!
When the farm journal suggests a fence stretcher as a great gift idea and you agree.....Seriously!!
You always carry a pair of pliers with you, not having one is like leaving the house without your pants on.
Our horses names are HONDA! Park in the garage and forget it.
Yes! We eat what we raise!
When going to the grocery store, we buy at least a weeks worth of food and enough to stuff in the freezer and pantry to last us a month.
There is always something to do on the ranch and the hours are not 8am to 5pm.
You know it's time to get off the ranch a little more, when you start shopping for clothes at the same store where you just bought cattle supplies.
Happiness is going to a fall bull sale and they are handing out stocking caps.
The smell of the new perfume you got at christmas will overpower the most pugnant cow!
Anything looks good under your coveralls!
You learn to schedule your life around your cows.
New stock trailers are like mattresses, you only get a new one every 10 to 20 years.
There are no sick days allowed.
You still have to go out and feed even the the weather is icky!
The crockpot is your best friend!